Kimmode didn’t know where babies came from before getting a subscription to Cosmo replete with pop-ups celebrating her 30th year at the whorehouse. Back in 2010, for example, Kimmode thought babies were a thing that happened to other people and those people’s nannies and had NO IDEA it might happen to her too. And Cosmo was only so much help because the diagrams only showed her how to poke holes in the condoms and didn’t mention what happens next. Which is why she wrote that everything that goes into and comes back out of babies is disgusting. As TMZ.com recalled this weekend, on June 19, 2010 Kimmode wrote ‘EWW Im at lunch,the woman at the table next 2 me is breast feeding her baby w no coverup then puts baby on the table and changes her diaper.’ She later backpedaled after a minor backlash. But it’s moot because in 2013 she’s loving breastfeeding the kid to whom she gave a novelty name. A source who set the bar really low tells TMZ Kardashian should get a cookie for changing her own kids diaper and feeding her kid like that time we gave Jennifer Lopez a cookie for picking up after her own kids. ‘[Kim] does it all,’ says the source.
EWW Im at lunch,the woman at the table next 2 me is breast feeding her baby w no coverup then puts baby on the table and changes her diaper
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) June 19, 2010