Kim Kardashian will fake sadness through the botox on tonight’s season opener for Kourtney & Kim Take New York. I happened upon this clip, while looking for something else. So, in lieu of a longer write-up about Kris Humphries being ambushed in a Slowphries trap, I’m sharing this. It’s a clip of some of the staged fights that are going to take place in season two between Kardashian and everyone; friend Jonathan Cheban, sister Khloe, and estranged husband, Slowphries. Towards the end of the clip in particular, she’s being spritzed with orphans’ tears off-camera while trying to look sad. It’s pretty horrifying watching her try to cry (as it was watching her try to open wide enough to drink a MoM).




haha I love your nickname for Chris.
Haha, best screen capture EVER.
Most of the wax face doesnt even move.
That screen capture is absolutely terrifying. Crying? She looks like she is about to devour a chihuahua.
LOVE IT! I HATE THIS NASTY SKANK!
She is such a FAKE Beotch…… There is nothing attractive about a Lying Skank.
Reality has sent TV to hell in a handbasket…..why can’t we have a reality channel and the rest of the channels go back to the regular TV shows….if it fails, then it is what it is…..I’ll be glad when its all gone