I wish I were being sarcastic with that title, but I’m actually reporting on Kim Kardashian attending the opening of Charmin toilets. Kardashian really does have no shame, nor limits to what she deems an acceptable product to lend her name to. Pretending that I’m not swelling with pride at having just wiped my backside with the same star-studded brand, all I really have to add is Kardashian is fully-clothed. And there are no shots of her sitting on the toilet making number one or two. Though, one would assume opening something like the 5th Annual Charmin Restrooms in New York City would require just that. Not that I want to see pictures of Kardashian pooping, mind you. Just saying. I remember seeing Joey Fatone, formerly of NSync, doing this a few years back, and feeling really sorry for him that his career was such a mess. I guess shilling for ass paper pays better than I thought. Pictures of Kardashian cutting the Charmin ribbon are below.
Image credit to Flynet Pictures.
I don’t think the best fiction writers could make up half the zany things this family does….
What I want to know is, did she make sure the rest of her career actually went down the toilet when she was done?…
Or did she come to the Charmin premiere to try and get her career out of there?
To answer your question, the latter.
Dammit. The huge sister is not in it.
*~does wookie noise~*
WWWwahhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrr!
Dude, she has a post today and I linked that video you gave me:
http://amygrindhouse.com/khloe-kardashian-lost-virginity-14.html
Maybe while she’s in there they can look for her career, “famous for being famous” really does sum it up give them a few years am it’ll be another Paris Hilton fiasco B-grade movies an jumping at any opportunity where there might be a camera. This is only the begining.