Kim Kardashian Prayed Breasts Wouldn’t Grow

Another hour, another asinine quote from the Kardashian sisters. We’ve already heard, twice, that Wooks Kardashian traded her V-Card for free flea dip. And that the haters were the only ones who labelled the girls ‘famous for being famous’. And that it’s egregious to be caught ripping off fans. Still promoting a book about which I don’t especially care (so much as the hilarious minutiae of the girls’ lives), we learn about Kim Kardashian. She over-shares about beginning her period age 11. Got that, 11. Period. Suitably uncomfortable? Well, f**k you! I have to feel uncomfortable reading through these quotes, so do you. The reason for the reveal is that she began developing at the same age and was picked on by her sisters. Kardashian elaborates that she prayed for her boobs to not grow. ‘I would sit in the bathtub, take a washcloth, put it under really hot water and put it against my boobs and pray to God, please don’t make my boobs grow any bigger.’ Those with a good memory will remember similar quotes, almost word-for-word, from Kardashian’s Shape interview in May/ June. Back then, she said, ‘I was only 10 when I started developing breasts. I remember crying in the bathtub. I took a washcloth, made it really hot, put it over my chest, and prayed, ‘Please don’t let them grow any bigger; they’re embarrassing me.” Come up with more original quotes, Kardashian. Less recycling. The power of c&p compels you.

Kim on body insecurities as a young girl: ‘Kourtney used to torture me and me think I was odd because I had big boobs. I was 11 when I got my period and I started developing. I would sit in the bathtub, take a washcloth, put it under really hot water and put it against my boobs and pray to God, please don’t make my boobs grow any bigger. And Kourtney would be like, ‘Your boobs are so big and ugly!’ She was so mean and then I would have to wear a bra and she would say, ‘Who wears a bra? That’s so disgusting.’ It was so embarrassing.’
Kim on not being as boy-crazy as the media portrays: ‘No, well call it what you want but this is the first time that I’ve been single since, well you know I was married at 18,19. I’ve always jumped from relationship to relationship and they’ve lasted years. I’m trying to make a pact. I’m trying to be single the whole year of me being 30.’
On whether they turn endorsement offers down: [Khloe] ‘I’ve been offered sex stuff like vibrators. [Kourtney] I was offered lubes because when you’re breastfeeding it makes you dry.’ [Kim] ‘Eww. I’ve been offered butt enhancement pills.’ [Kourtney elaborates so far as a cartoon show deal] ‘We’ve been in talks for that.’