… on that same note, I’m going to start charging those people who keep turning up to my morning bowel movements. 9AM sharp, and no flash photography. What? Oh, yeah. Kim Kardashian is turning her birthday into an opportunity to make money. As does every celebrity who knows they can get away with the same. The reality star turns 30-years-old in about 48 hours and she’s milking it for everything it’s worth. There is about half-a-week’s worth of back-to-back pAArtying that starts way before her Thursday October 21 birthday. For between $1,000 to $2,500-a-table, being that there’s a recession and it’s ever so important to grade these things on a sliding scale, you too can attend the New York City party for Kardashian. It takes place the day after she turns 30. Obviously. The more you pay, the more booze you get. Assuming that you have spare $$$ with which to wipe your ageing orange peel, would you go to this party?