Khloe Kardashian has revealed the first promotional poster for her spin-off reality show, Khloe & Lamar; the show about Wookiee love, shot in Wookiee Vision ™ (an extra-wide lens that also shoots in night vision, as they’re known to be creatures sensitive to light). I kind of don’t want to hate this poster, even though it’s stupid, because I rather like Lamar Odom; he seems like a nice guy, who has some sense outside of calling Kardashian fat in Playboy, and he really seems to love his wife. That said, that impression fades as he transitions into Lamar ‘Kardashian’: Super Shill, and gets involved with stuff like this and the awful-looking budget unisex fragrance promoted naked with his wife. Kardashian wears some high-waisted pants that make it look like there was a second basketball and she swallowed it, and Odom’s in the background like he is in every photo (the family couldn’t even schedule him into their holiday card, so he was Photoshopped in later. And, he was shoved into the background of his own wedding cover for OK! Magazine with Kim Kardashian and pregnant Kourtney taking up space in the front). The premiere’s less than a month away, I guess. Not that I’ll be watching if it’s some horrifying freak show about the sex lives of shaved wild animals. I already have the Discovery Channel. So thank you, but no.
