Can we talk about Khloe Kardashian’s outfit? These are pictures of Kardashian and her assistant, wearing coordinating outfits, leaving the Nicki Minaj after party also attended by Britney Spears. The assistant is doing a pretty stellar job of showing how that outfit’s supposed to look. Kardashian, not so much. Here’s the thing: I don’t think Kardashian’s fat. Her mother does. I don’t. However, this is a woman who cannot dress for her body type; tall and curvy. She dresses like she owns no clothes of her own and has to borrow from the wardrobes of her 10 inches shorter and six inches shorter sisters, Kourtney and Kim. The high waist does nothing for her. Nor does the cut of what looks like that American Apparel bathing suit from 2009 (I’m guessing, that could just be a similar shirt or something). It makes her torso short and square. Not cute. Oh, the mom thing. Her mother essentially called her fat on the Khloe & Lamar show. Lamar Odom already called her fat, which was a plot point on Sunday’s episode. A bunch of outlets are more outraged by her mother, who said Kardashian’s instance on eating food, real food with 100% real flavour, made her the family pig. And someone not properly representing QuickTrim; a product Jezebel.com notes is not FDA-approved (not that the Kardashians care, so long as the cheque clears), and has horrible side effects. ‘Can we have a little chat about QuickTrim… I just think the way you are presenting yourself in the media is a little off-base and I feel like you and I need to have a chat about what you are doing to the brand,’ says Kris Jenner. To which Kardashian replies, ‘Excuse me, what am I doing to the brand? And how am I presenting myself to the media?’ Jenner responds, ‘You don’t care and it’s very very upsetting to me because I’ve worked so hard at creating what I think is a great deal for you girls and you’re not pulling your end of the weight. I feel like you could not chat about how many cookies you’re eating in between meals to the media.’ Kardashian’s retort, ‘To tell me I’m ruining a whole brand because of my weight gain makes me feel like s**t. Get over yourself. You’re such a f**king raging lunatic and you’re so evil.’ Remember, Jenner is the woman who admitted she wishes she had more children to pimp.