Get your vomit bags out, this one’s a winner. Khloe Kardashian isn’t backwards about coming forwards, as it were. Kardashian revealed on Lopez Tonight that she and husband Lamar Odom have shaved-Wookiee-sex with each other using iChat, the instant messaging service, whenever they have to spend time apart.
I assume Odom is less than thrilled. I guess he uses time away from his wife to do things like shave his back, and remove clumps of hair from awkward places. No such luck. His wife insists that they have hairy, hairy sex across my beloved Internets. I wish they wouldn’t. My Internets has never done anything to them.
Odom went on to add that the couple uses the iChat to contact each other as much as possible. Kardahsian says she always tries to look good when iChatting, as the service has audio/video and screen-sharing capabilities as well as text.
“We do our things to keep it sexy. We use iChat – but I call it iBoning,” Khloe said. “We’re married, you gotta make it fun. He’s on the road and if I’m in Miami, we still gotta see each other.” [Music Rooms]
Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story Music Rooms, via Anything Hollywood.
–vomits–
*Vomits too*
Well, no one can accuse them of not having an exciting married life.
Colin.
… I can accuse her of over-sharing.
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