Khloe Kardashian covers Cosmo May 2012 with a digitally-rounded/ softened face and body. She looks better than ususal, but that’s probably because this looks like herself from five-years ago. Well she’s shilling her spin-off, that I guess is still on air, by regurgitating samey anecdotes about doting on husband Lamar Odom whose career’s been in the s**ter since marrying a reality star (his teammates appear to blame his wife, rather than his game). Asked whether she’d cook or strip to ease her husband’s malaise, she said: ‘Both… together! I cook for him naked.’ Then she tells samey anecdotes about her family emotionally-blackmailing her into having kids: ‘People make me feel like I have a problem because I haven’t had a kid yet. We were thinking we had to know when I was ovulating. But seriously? That took the fun out of everything. Lamar and I definitely want kids, and when it happens for us, it will happen.’ Finishing with a samey anecdote about her weight (it’s a new interview, I think, but I feel like I read this before): ‘Listen, my mom believes in us more than we believe in ourselves. But she is also our manager and trying to protect our brand. She’ll say, ‘Oh, you’re a little too fat right now.’ If she were just my manager, I’d have fired her right then. You can’t talk to me like that.’ Shilling is for thin people.
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