Kevin Jonas spent this weekend in his garden, digging a hole in which to bury his purity ring and his lost virginity. The 22-year-old Jonas Brother married his beau Danielle Deleasa, in a ceremony that both thrilled and broke the hearts of eleven-year-olds everywhere. As a side note, for those who don’t care about where he sticks his privates, this was the last weekend during which he could pretend to have a case of the virgeeeens. He can now admit he is part of the man club and that his nethers aren’t just there for decoration.
The newlyweds held their ceremony Saturday December 19, 2009, in Long Island’s Oheka Castle, New York. They’ve been in their long ass, boring ass relationship and not sleeping together since they met on a trip to the Bahamas in 2007.
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