This is how hard one has to work when average-looking, and with minimal talent, in the music industry. I make no secret of the fact I don’t get Ke$ha; I don’t get her music, I don’t think much of her derivative image, and I don’t see the appeal. But, she sells records. Somehow. I’m assuming someone’s blowing someone for tracks. Call it a hunch. Anyhow, Dollar Sign McAssless covers the December 2010/January 2011 issue of Complex. In the interview, she’s trying alarmingly hard to have an edge and yet still comes off as the poor man’s Lady Gaga. At this point, where Mohawks and eyebrow glitter have failed, she’s making up and sharing sexual fetishes (or she’s joking… I hope she’s joking).
- You’ve said that you’re not aggressive but you’re a pervert. What exactly did you mean by that: I guess I’m a total perv in every way. Like everyone else, I have bizarre things that turn me on.
- What turns you on that people would find bizarre: Um, quarters.
- Really: Yeah, like a bag full of quarters.
- So a guy holding a bag full of quarters could potentially turn you on: Like a big bearded guy with a bag of quarters. I think it’s some weird pirate fantasy that was unfulfilled in a past lifetime.
- What specific type of beard are you into: I like the rugged, mountain-man beard, personally. I won’t discriminate, but my favorite kind of beard is one that could potentially be a homeless beard. Like, you actually have to discover if they’re un-groomed for a reason. I like a really unkempt beard.
- To have a shot with you, I would need a homeless beard and something to do with a bag of quarters: You would also have to have a big d**k, and I don’t really know anything about that. Then you’re probably good to go.
Ke$ha’s 2010 Complex magazine cover photo shoot behind-the-scenes video.
