Kelly Clarkson has decided to face-off rumours that she MIGHT be a lesbian. Although, it is kind of obvious that she IS a lesbian, because she is famous and yet she does not have a rep for being a total whore (any famous woman who does not jump atop the first available peen can safely be presumed lesbian… right?) [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to US Weekly, “I get that all the time,” she tells AOL’s pop culture news site, PopEater.com. “People are like, ‘Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I’d really love it. Lesbians tell it to me all the time,” she goes on. “I’m like, ‘I’m glad it works for you, and I wish I liked women like that because often times, men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.’”
Clarkson goes on to say she “could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I’m a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man.”
ED’S NOTE: Kudos for the balding guy in the background for giving EPIC ‘FACE’!!!
Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to A. Macpherson/Splash News. Story courtesy of Pop Eater & Us Weekly.
OMG is he going poopy in his pants or what?
Hi INMF – I think he just might be!!!
so, just becuse she won’t come public with our love affair, she;s a lesbian,huh? guess we should go public…lol
She is so gay! It’s typical, you don’t admit it when you’re a pop singer.
@ Mystery Man – YOU SHOULD!!!
@ Firecracker – I’m actually at a loss on this one, no idea whether she is gay or not.
alright, look for the press release in the coming days after we discuss how we’re gonna handle this…lol
Hahaha