Kelly Clarkson is the queen of all things Photoshop. Forget the recent scandal involving Kim Kardashian and the ongoing Adventures in Photoshop involving Mariah… this bitch is the real queen.
Don’t get it twisted, Clarkson knows her bread-and-butter and uses only the finest. MooMoo Carey’s Photoshop bitches are just about going blind from being locked in that dungeon, but they can airbrush a photo like an MFer and make even the fugliest slut look like an entirely different person.
The image above is the latest CD cover art for Clarkson and her single ‘I Do Not Hook Up’.
The artwork has had more Photoshop done to it than a Vogue cover. They airbrushed out Jelly Clarkson’s ‘excess’ and, oddly, also made her look about five years younger. (They also gave her a tan, but that was more of an emergency measure than a vanity thing).
Ed’s Note: There are two pieces of art circulating for the cover, the above and this shit, where you cannot even see poor Jelly’s face. And, before I forget, my homie Firecracker sooooo gets credit for the name Jelly Clarkson!
Oh. My. Gawd. I just noticed that her left hand is so much smaller than her right hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Horrible mistake, plus they didn’t do enough lipo on her arms.
Well spotted, MooMoo Carey’s dungeon-bound Photoshop bitches will be beaten for missing those amends.
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i bet those are some intersting torture sessions that go on down there in the photoshop dungeon. hell, kelly and mariah can torture me anytime they want, though –drools–
You’ll end up looking all photoshopped and glossy afterwards. So, it’s whatever floats your boat I guess….
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