Kelis has clearly never heard of the recession or the dole, ‘cos girl has such an unrealistic idea of what it is to be broke. Shauniqua at the club working the pole for the singles in her panties knows what the word broke means, this ho does not.
According to the singer, from 11/08 to 4/09, her earnings were $21,616 per month on average. This is clearly a pittance, as I pulled more than that in singles outta my girdle after my last shift. The star, who has been living on nothing but Bacon lube and Milkshakes says that her expenses as she prepares to give birth are closer to $80,831 a month. More than she can earn without access to tour income, which she says she relies on heavily.
Kelis says she spends $14,861 on her mortgage. Her nanny costs $3,500 a month. She spends $15,000 a month on entertainment, gifts and vacations — not too shabby. And she says it cost $175 to have the “baby rug dry cleaned.”
And there’s this … Kelis says she wants to buy “storage to bank the baby’s blood when he is born. The banking is the collection and storage of the stem cells found in the baby’s umbilical cord.” It’s used to treat 70 life-threatening diseases. It all costs $$$. (via TMZ)
Let’s help chica out. I can sell off my church panties to charity. I also have some half-eaten jelly beans and packets of our Lady of Cheetos’ cheese puffs that I got from going through her garbage. If I can throw in Fish Lips 2.0’s fake nips, I am sure I can sell it all and shoot homegirl the cash she needs to see her through. Anyone else willing to lend a hand?
Pictures of a heavily pregnant Kelis can be seen in the gallery.
Image credit to ST/ Splash News.
I’m sure she knows what broke *really* means. She was not raised in privilege at all. But her sense of entitlement is laughable in light of no paternity test.
Thanks for the info about her background, I know sh*t all about he childhood. So, she is not a Beyonce “we had a Mercades growing up” type. Oh good. She is a convenience poorper. She neeeeeds that $80k per month – do you know how much maternity gowns cost!!
She needs to just cut down on her spending.
I wanna know what she is smoking that she cannot stretch $20k p/m if she needs to. Slow up with spending that dollah!
What am I missing – why is she spending $3500 a month on a nanny for a baby that isn’t born yet?
oops, hit reply too soon. I meant to add, I don’t know anything about them so maybe she has other kids, but if not…?? I can’t imagine any nanny so special that you’d pay $3500 a month for them to do nothing because the kid isn’t there yet but you want to make sure they don’t take another job offer. (Mary Poppins, maybe. But no one else.)
Hi elayne. I don’t know much about them – am I pretty sure she is having her first kid. Maybe the nanny is being paid to pick her crack until the kid is born
WTF?!? $15,000/month for entertainmwent? what theh ell is she doingto entertain herself? that totally didn’t come oiut the way i meant it…lol
I’m sure I can find some of Christina Aguilera’s left over baby fluids around here that I can sell, not to mention Ashlee Simpson’s nose and a whole slew of implants and weave from various actresses…lol
I luvs you. Mwah. I knew you’d use your imagination and find some old junk laying around that you could see to help the cause. The weaves in particular should help us make some moneh!