Because wearing clothes outside is for The Olds unless you’re me in which case you’re an Old but you no longer own any outside clothes that don’t have holes in because you like the breeze against your unmentionables and the jammies you cut holes in for ventilation no longer cut it, here are some new magazine covers on which the people are naked. Including the Rihanna cover on which I think that pelvic crease is actually supposed to be an accessory. Which is going to be my story to the police and I’ll stick with it when I’m using my outside voice and blaming my afternoon Go Juice on wearing this to get groceries tomorrow.
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- Princess Kanye Is Going To Run Away From Home The Second The Baby Is Born
- Why Doesn’t Anyone Want To Be On Kris Jenner’s Talk Show?
Hey, what can ya say; tits sell.