Katy Perry’s album cover, for her collection of songs about the joys of being nudist, can be seen above. I’m totally making up the nudist thing, but I think I’m right about the album’s content. Whenever I make this crap up, I’m invariably right. The music video for California Gurls showed the same set-up, with Perry naked in one scene, but for her booty covered with cotton candy. The pink cotton candy clouds are the only thing covering her, and it’s not doing the best job. It’s also careless of Perry to be caught short when her album cover’s being shot. Can someone please either throw her a towel or blow really hard and blow those clouds out of the way. That’ll learn her. She’s covering her boobs too… which doesn’t seem the best way for someone to sell nudist-related albums. Silly girl.
–drools–
*COUGH* sorry, needed a moment, there.
How dare she cover up? she has one of the most perfect bodies. Curvy, nonanorexic, and, as somone put it “the world’s most perfect breasts”. If she has implants, they don’t look that way.
…now, if we can figure out why it is rthat she and zooey deschanel look so much alike. (a 3 way with them…–drools–…ok…i need another moment, now…lol