Katy Perry has only lasted about a week into her self-imposed sex ban – insisting the public vow of celibacy was only ever a “joke”.
Someone please tell Melons McGee that it is too late and she cannot renege on the deal. She promised to keep her amazing chichis to herself forever and ever, amen. Who the eff does she think she is deciding that now she wants to get her sexy times on?
That’s like me deciding to come off my meds and then changing my mind after my first psychotic break… TOO EFFING LATE!!!
According to The Sun, the Lily Allen hating starlet said, “I am not going to be celibate. That was a joke! Please! Celibacy for the whole year? I’d rather die.”
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