A magical force field held the breasts of Katy Perry in place while she wore this dress. These pictures show Perry at her fragrance launch this weekend. The 26-year-old singer wore this revealing purple dress to celebrate the release of Purr by Katy Perry in Mexico City. It appears to be detailed with satin, jewels, glitter and lies (actual glitter and 24 carat lies, so far as I can tell), and it’s extremely exposing. Perry’s breasts must be held in place with the same willpower and ability to defy gravity that stops the butt of Kim Kardashian from dragging along the floor. Some kind of miracle of the female anatomy that allows each breast to sit firmly under each armpit, set at DEFCON 1, ready to kill at a moment’s notice. Her chest, under that mesh thing, is almost so mesmerising it distracts from how hideous the perfume bottle is. And, really, it’s an eyesore.
