Katy Perry’s hotness is clearly too much for the confines of marriage. This is based on nothing but breasts, my attempts at science, and Perry’s own admission that she sometimes forgets she is married. Now, I’m not married myself (I can’t be bothered to divorce some @$$hole 10 years and five kids later. Just saving myself the time/ money/ effort/ alimony/inevitable sex scandal and leaked sex tape(s)). So I don’t know whether this is normal and indicative of a wider breaking-in period, during which time you become used to married life. However, in Perry’s own words, she keeps calling husband-of-a-month, comedian Russell Brand, her ‘boyfriend’ during conversation. ‘I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’… but I’ll get there,’ she says.
Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story and quote I’m Not Obsessed.




I’ve been married for five years and I still forget I’m married sometimes. I think it’s normal.