Katie Price broke up with Alex Reid, just hours after she quit that bish, I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here. The mother of three made her second entrance into the jungle for spurious reasons that she neglected to layout in detail.
She muttered something about wanting to show the public the real her and then slurred something about closure. After doing a handful of tough trials she gave up, declaring that the four people watching would get the gist and ITV should just play the same trials over and over on a loop/ show people her non-surgical side.
The 31-year-old not only wanted rid of the cockroaches in her hair, and the aftertaste of kangaroos privates out of her mouth, she wanted 34-year-old cross dressing cage fighter Alex Reid out of her life.
The 31-year-old [...] dramatically broke off her romance with Alex Reid just two hours after quitting as a contestant on I’m A Celebrity. She said of the break-up: “I want to be on my own. I do not want a relationship.” (via The Sun)
Image credit to Matrix. Story & info. The Sun, via D-Listed.

She knows it’s almost 2010, right? That (ahem) ‘reality’ exposure can’t help her now.
Also, has anyone actually seen pics of Alex-Roxanne? I’ve searched, but can’t find anything.
Who/ what is Alex-Roxanne? If you mean pictures of Alex Reid cross dressing they’re at D-Listed [LINK]
YES, sillybilly! I was gonna snark about you being the expert here, but you are indeed the expert. FANKS!
One, I forgot to mention that I like the sessy new name. Two, that picture at the link made me lol – I just don’t recall hearing Reid referrer to be that name before… odd.