Just when you thought their marriage could not get any creepier, the latest news in the charade of a marriage that is TomKat is that Tom Cruise is making his robot wife confess her sins to him on a weekly basis.
Did I squeeze too much into one sentence again? Okay, let me break it down. Tommy is making his shrinking little robot wife tell him anything she may have done wrong in any given week; this is to ensure that, according to $cientology doctrine, the marriage stays ‘moral’.
Katie Holmes may be coming to the end of her Purification Rundown diet, but it seems she isn’t stopping there with her commitment to Scientology. The 30-year-old actress resolves problems with her husband Tom Cruise by making weekly written confessions, as laid out in the Scientology code.
‘Katie has to confess to something as minor as forgetting to tell him she has met with a friend,’ says a source.
‘If she commits a transgression against the moral code of their marriage, she has to tell Tom in writing, giving full details of the time and place and what happened.’
From what I gather from the Daily Fail snippet above, this is essentially tantamount to Tommy pulling a lever on her back, and robot-Katie printing out a little receipt with all her transgressions written in Ironic Sans on 80′s style printer paper with the little holes down both sides. (Katie is an old-fashioned robot and so can’t print on that fancy new-fangled printer paper!!!).
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