Katie Holmes definitely has a malfunction and should be returned to the factory for de-bugging. The actress and mother has shared with Access Hollywood that her daughter, Suri Cruise, loves wearing those tiny baby high heels.
Katie Holmes isn’t usually one for spouting nonsensical musings. At this point, we can safely assume that she’s being used to download too many pirated movies and bootleg MP3s and she has a virus. Being broken and not being in control of what is coming out of her mouth, Holmes keeps sharing these odd tidbits about her contractual obligations made in Scilon heaven. Holmes and Tom Cruise are super-secretive about all the details of their lives you actually give a damn about.
Oddly, neither seems shy about letting you watch their three-year-old develop a slow-burning foot deformity. Holmes recently blurted out something that came out on 90s printer paper, with the little holes down the sides. She was low on ink, so it was hard to read what she said, but is looked something like “She, like every little girl, she loves my high heels… They are actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids. I found them for her and she loves them…. 100010010101″
Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story & info. Access Hollywood via Pop Eater.
think she has a virus…someone get her in for a virus scon or tiotal memory wipe! lol
seriously, though, the only little girls I see wearign heels are the ones playing in their mother big sister’s shoes…or the tragic ones that have makup injected into theior faces so that they can be beauty pageant hos and end up like that Carri Prejean chick
I think I should install Anti Virus software or upgrade her to Windows 7, whaddya think? Should get her working like new. She’s clearly full of something. I think her baby is being made to act a little too grown up, a little too soon.
OK, that’s freakin hilarious. Champagne for Amy!
Thank you – and yay, more booze for me. CHEERS!
Woow, she has my sympathy!!
Colin.
Mine too – ouch, her poor little feet.
Give the mother, or whoever looks after this kid, a break. Allowing kids to wear heels occasionally will not induce lifelong foot problems. My daughter loves heels, preferably with sequins and straps. She has a couple of cute pairs which she wears for parties and other special events. She’ll wear them to make an entrance, then take them off and get on with being 8 years old. The rest of the time it’s sensible, well-fitting shoes, cosy boots and converse. Thinking about it, won’t be long until this little girl can borrow Daddy’s diddy evening shoes will it?
Welcome to the site and thanks for the comment, Angela. I guess it’s not like she’s got her daughter in that creepy baby nipple tassel T-Shirt or anything. But as a non-mother it just comes off as slightly odd. Good to know this gets the thumbs up from someone with a better sense of mothering skills than Holmes.
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