To clarify, I think there were two memos 1) That Katie Holmes can and will sue you to death and win, if you libel her 2) Holmes’ spokesperson already denied that these pictures were of a baby bump, insisting that the images were doctored… by the photo agency, I guess, as that’s where the press downloaded them. Their cover headline is a bold one, and it’s wrong. ‘Katie: It’s Official… Yes, I’m Pregnant,’ reads the cover, ‘A telltale bump, prenatal vitamins… now she tells friends: Suri will finally be a big sister.’ I’m going to take a stab in the dark that no part of that is true, nor a direct quote, nor proven, and the ‘friend’ is someone she Skyped/ BBM’d this one time. The story seems to be based on one photo, old quotes, and a doctor who needs to be stripped of their license for rage-inducing f**kery of the highest order. A doctor who does not treat Holmes speculates she is about ’18 or 20 weeks along,’ based on the left-inset photo. Which is like me diagnosing myself with Mono after watching House. Just stupid.
A rep for Holmes has already responded to the cover, ‘She is not pregnant. I let [OK! magazine] know that before they went to print and they wrote it anyway.’ A rep for Tom Cruise added, ‘This is false. It was reported and is false and the ‘journalist’ who called was told so.’ OK! insists their sources report Holmes telling friends about her supposed pregnancy. Their sources are morons though.