Katie Holmes covers one of the four Fall/Winter issues of AnOther magazine.
This magazine, that is so super important and trendy that I didn’t even know it existed until today, shows Holmes looking a little more alieny and a little less robot-y than normal. Guessing Tommy must have finally exchanged her at Ikea, like I recommended forever and a day ago. Maybe now that she is running on Windows Vista and not frikkin’ Windows ‘95 she’ll stop crashing and start functioning like a proper sex robot. There’s something kind of 80s about the cover that I can’t put my finger on. Well, I can put my finger on it, but I hear Katie bot bites when she’s cornered, so I don’t wanna.
On the cover Our Lady of the Scilons can be seen flashing. She’s doing it wrong, but she’s still flashing. AAs or DDs, opening your trench like that in front of innocent eyes counts as a flash. Trust me. I’ve been caught and booked enough times to know the difference.
Not only is the ‘bot on the cover, she is joined on the limited edition publication by several other aliens; Kate Moss, Nathalie Portman and Vanessa Paradis.
Kate Moss is posing off her Other Cotton Candy side wearing a fuchsia ruffled dress by John Galliano. Katie Holmes is playing with her dark side as an Evil Fairy Other side in an Alaia. These two colourful shots are the work of photographer, Craig McDean. Then we have Nathalie Portman and Vanessa Paradis who were shot by the black and white master photographer Heidi Slimane. Nathalie is wearing a gorgrous creation by Lanvin and Vanessa is in a timeless piece by Chanel. (via Style by Me)
i’ve never heard of this mag, either. must be some sort of underground thing. tom must have traded the robot to the aliens for this model…or its just has the upgraded software.
i think you’re thinking she looks like those girls from the Robert Palmer video back in the 80s…”Simply Irresisstable” at least that’s what she brings to my warped mind…lol
THAT’S IT!!! I knew there was something… I could just not figure out what the styling reminded me of. Thanks
lol see, i’m not just a pretty face with witty comments now and then…i also know some stuff
She looks menacing. Like she’s coming to get us.
Run, dear Amy. Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn….
*Grabs Rain’s hand so we can run away from our Lady of Scilons together*
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