Kate Winslet married that guy with a stupid name because her body hasn’t quit on her yet nor has love. Winslet married Ned Rock’nRoll earlier this month and is only confirming today because everyone’s too drunk to care right now; it’s the less-annoying version of burying news on a Friday, except you’re burying news when the whole country is still drinking until it stops hurting. Winslet’s rep said in a statement: ‘I can confirm that Kate Winslet married Ned Rock’nRoll in NY earlier this month in a private ceremony attended by her two children and a very few friends and family. The couple had been engaged since the summer.’
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