Kate Upton’s breasts are overachievers while the rest of her is decidedly an underachiever. The 20-year-old covers Italian Vogue on which she’s called ‘Seductive’ because it’s hard not to be with one’s chest hiked up under one’s chin in a PVC corset. This cover follows a recent shoot for Spanish Vogue and for American Vogue who called her ‘The New Girl’ which really meant ‘You’re not sick of looking at her boobs, yet, surely?’ All of which boiled down to trying to sound magnanimous and progressive while throwing Upton pity covers for not being size zero.
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