Kate Moss is a woman dear to my heart, and I am usually loathe to mock her/ rip her a new poo hole. But, the irony of this latest development on Planet Moss is such that my PC may explode if I were not to share this delicious irony.
Kate Moss is planning to pen her own cookbook.
The model, 35, has been inspired to put on her pinny by Stasha Palos (the step-daughter of her good friend the billionaire businessman Sir Philip Green).
An insider reveals, “Kate recently cooked Jamie a slap-up Jewish meal following kosher techniques from Stasha. She loves her easy-to-follow recipes. It’s all she’s been taking about. Stasha is due to release her book this year and Kate has been testing out the recipes.”
Yep.
Just sit and think about that for a little while. It gets funnier as it sinks in.
LOL
Kate Moss Cookbook.
Page 1: Don’t.
Page 2: Ever.
The end.
Hahahahahaha *ad infinitum*
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This is one book that I won’t be purchasing.
Dude, it won’t even be a whole book. More like a pamphlet or something, surely???
so, there will be all types of recipes for cocaine in there, right? lmao
last time i checked, weren’t cookbooks for people that actually ATE?
There must be at least a few delicious types of coke, to warrant an entire book of recipes
She’ll get bored before it comes out, what on earth would she put in it!?!
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