According to the official Clarence House Twitter feed, Kate Middleton just gave birth to the baby I stopped caring about between naps two weekends ago. For what it’s worth, the baby is a boy born 4.24pm local time in London, England. He weighs, weighs 8lbs 6oz. Clarence house adds, ‘The Duke of Cambridge was present for the birth…. The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall, Prince Harry & families have been told and are delighted… Her Royal Highness and her child are both doing well and will remain in hospital overnight.’ No name yet but I gather that’s normal.