If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were getting married tomorrow, Kris Jenner would personally send threatening BBMs to every living relative letting them know they better attend or she’ll put a Wook’s head in their bed. Except that courtesy isn’t extended to Bruce Jenner’s older kids because they never paid their dues at the brothel when pimp momager needed a new pair of shoes. The Kardashian girls got to fax over a forged doctor’s note or whatever when they skipped their stepbrother’s wedding Thursday because the only people who matter to the Kardashians are actual Kardashians. Apparently, the older Kardashian girls and the older Jenner siblings aren’t close as evidence by Brody Jenner tweeting from his brother’s wedding that ‘It was so nice yesterday to see all 3 of my sisters together’ with no mention of Kim, Kourtney, or Khloe, because you’re not allowed to keep in touch once you blood out. A source clarifies: ‘Kris was and is all about her kids. There is no animosity, but the Kardashian girls just aren’t super close to the Jenner boys.’ Kendall, Kylie, Brody, and Kris Jenner attended Brandon Jenner’s wedding in Hawaii to Leah Felder while the Kardashian sisters worked.