Given that Kim Kardashian gave her clearance sale love doll the thumbs up to be sanitized and used as a Madame Tussauds wax figure, it’s no surprise that this photo of her sisters also got sign-off. All that something with ‘the Kardashian name’ attached needs to get by is T&A, Pocahontas hair, and a fierce pair of boots (that’s enough to distract the letches looking at them, women, and gay men). Nothing else seems to matter, not least what the overall image looks like. Case in point, the monstrosity released by the sisters (as most of their fan-base was getting ready to slide into a 36-hour long coma for the July 4 weekend). Hoping their fans would be too stoned to notice, the sisters released this advert for the new line of bikinis by Beach Bunny swimwear. The Huffington Post notes that Khloe Kardashian is average Wookiee height of 5foot 10; Kim Kardashian is 5foot 2, and Kourtney Kardashian is 5foot tall. Yeah, the person who ‘shopped this shaved 10 inches off her height with gusto previously only show to her penis.
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