Kanye West has used his official blog to deny that he has a Twitter page or any presence on Twitter at all.
He exclaims angrily that he has no need for the popular social network in his life, because he already has a blog from which to issue intermittent music updates.
Well, here we go again, and I should warn you that wearing shades, goggles or some other form of protective eye-wear while perusing the below would be a very good idea. In fact, wearing anything to protect your eyes from being shouted at would be the best idea since I decided to wipe with actual potty paper.
While skim-reading the below through the gaps in my fingers, I gathered that Mr Amber Rose was upset at the legions of crazies claiming to be the real him on Twitter. I am pretty sure I followed a few of the fakes at one time or another and so I am glad he cleared the air, so I know not to bother any more.
Before you harangue me in the comments for not formatting the quote, SCREW YOU, I shall serve this tepid CAPS stew as the same sh*tted out lump of text in which I originally found it. Enjoy.
(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!! (via Kanye University)
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People will still think that he’s on Twitter. He’s denied it before. Fans are stoopid.
I forgot about his previous denial. Glad he CAPS about it, so I could hear him clearly.
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i was just wondering, when exactly is the ‘being creative’ part gonna be something we can all see/hear/experience? up to now he seems to have been keep his ‘creativity’ a secret, all i have seen/read/heard is a lot of crap!
He is making horrid songs using an auto tuner… that counts as creative
you mean mr. ego isn’t going to join twitter so he can get his voice of the generation out to…um…this generation? lol
Either way he missed an opportunity to talk to fans, I just don’t think he gets it. Also CAPS don’t fly on Twitter.
it’s the caps thing that’s keeping him away, i betcha…lol
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Man I’d hate to have an AIM fight with Kanye. He’d probably make my WeeMee guy cry with ALL THAT YELLING!! GRRRRRR!!!
He can put the fear of God into the bravest soul, by doing nothing more than hovering over his CAPS lock. No shame in that admission my dear