Kanye West’s junk has been stalking Kim Kardashian this whole time. West was the friend with benefits with whom she cheated on both of her husbands and every serious boyfriend over the past decade. And West recently suggested that he’d been writing songs about his love for Kardashian since they met nearly 10 years ago. So it’s not really surprising (to me) that he was openly fantasising about his crush in front of whomever he was dating at that time too. In a report that I’m reading as ‘He couldn’t get it up without watching Kardashian porn’ TMZ.com says, yeah, of course he watched her tape while having sex with other women. According to ‘multiple sources with firsthand knowledge,’ all of whom are named ‘Amber Rose,’ the rapper would play the tape instead of having coked up sex like a normal person. And now, WHEE, he gets to have sex with Kardashian for real. Trading malware for a burning sensation when he pees. Photos of Kardashian at Fashion’s Night Out in New York City, NY September 6.