JWoww is a bikini designer for the same reason Snooki is a best-selling author. Because, MONIES. And now JWoww has her own line of bikinis that will scare away tan lines using breast magic and double-stick material. She’s partnering with a company and probably doing little more than licensing her name and image for a check. But MEH. Boobies. Although this looks like it would slide off when you sweat/ swim, the company offers a little clarification saying: ‘The Inside of our bikini top is lined with Stick2U, our patented silicon based adhesive. Stick2U is activated by your body temperature so the warmer you get in the sun the more it stays in place.’ Like I said, magic. Bikini inspectors: photos below, for science.