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JWoww Don’t Need No Steenkin’ Belly Button

There was talk after people saw Lindsay Lohan in GQ Germany about the actress’s belly button going to jail days before the star herself. The area of her stomach is notably missing in one of her photos and it moves up and down her stomach in others. The one in which it’s missing, the cover, drew the most anti-Photoshop ire. Perhaps it’s warming her bed in jail, or keeping JWoww’s belly button company. I only mention that the two buttons may be chilling together as it seems the Jersey Shore reality star, real name Jenni Farley, who poses in a shoot for Maxim magazine August 2010 (behind-the-scenes video below), is missing her belly button too. I suspect the two buttons have absconded to somewhere Photoshop can’t get them. In the top picture, JWoww’s belly botton is gone. It returns in the second photo. Odd. What do you think?


JWoww Jenni Farley Maxim magazine August 2010 behind-the-scenes video.

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7 Comments

  1. I’ll bet you cannot guess what disturbs me more than the missing belly button.

    Oh, did you say, “Those hideous, open-toed stiletto boot things?”

    You did, didn’t you.

    You win.

    1. I was too distracted by her deformed mid-section to notice the shoes. Well spotted… but I think we both lose.

  2. Jason31 says:

    How blind are u people it is very easy to see her belly button in the top picture, it looks missing because of the light shining on it, if it was photoshoped out her navel would be smooth, its not and its easy to see all you have to do is open your eyes.

  3. Brittany says:

    As a graphic designer and daily user of Photoshop, I’ve gotta say that the people at Maxim ought to be ashamed of themselves.

    One, for paying someone money to Photoshop their images so badly that they couldn’t even work around or recreate a bellybutton. It’s as simple as copy and paste, people.

    Two, for sending those images to print. How could you NOT NOTICE THAT SHE’S MISSING A BODY PART?!

    And three, for putting a girl like “JWoww” in their magazine in the FIRST place. She isn’t even remotely cute!!! Having fake t*ts does NOT automatically make you hot. She’s trashy and nasty. I mean, really? “JWoww?”

  4. Jon says:

    Agree on all accounts Brittany.

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