In news about which you’re obliged to care, Justin Bieber sold the hair he cut as part of his quest to kill off as many of his fans’ crushes as possible. The now 17-year-old, who’s only going to have to tolerate jokes about being a Counterfeit Hilary Swank until his next birthday or until he grows some facial hair, sold The Bieber on eBay with the proceeds going to charity. Turns out some online casino won, which is a shame as some deranged fan would have probably appreciated the chance to use their parents’ credit card/ their college fund to purchase the hair that would complete their Bieber Real Doll. The winner, it was announced beforehand, would meet Bieber the next time he appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. In other news about which you’re obliged to care, reports are being corrected today to clarify Selena Gomez was not punched by a Bieber fan. The 18-year-old’s been threatened by his fans before. And there were reports a fan hit her, after she was photographed covering her face with what looked like a busted lip outside of Maggiano’s restaurant in LA, following her boyfriend’s birthday dinner. After ‘#SorryJustin’ began trending on Twitter, a spokesperson for Gomez stated there was ‘absolutely no truth’ in reports she’d been attacked.