Jude Law is Going To Be a Father Again

Break out the celebratory Bacon Lube and Jelly beans; Jude Law is set to be a father again. His spokesperson confirmed the news to EW. They did so because the news of another baby with a receding hairline would have fallen on deaf ears otherwise.

Law is set to be a papa for the fourth time, but the mother is not known to the media. I’m guessing Sienna Miller’s womb is too busy harbouring Ritalin and Vodka shots to fit a baby. And Sadie Frost, his first jump off, had the good grace to run screaming as soon as he let her mother parts roam free in the wild.

Hands up who loves well-timed pregnancies. The actor has a film that’s upcoming, Sherlock Holmes. Let’s assume this is not some Tommy and the Robot gimmick, per that ill-fated Batman release. Unless your name is KFed, pretty sure no other guys can sperminate on demand like that.

Law’s rep explains: “Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year.” He continues, “Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”

This poor woman is going to be found as sure as TMZ is TMZ. There’s not a corner of the earth she can hide in, away from the glare of the media. Just ask the poor woman who harboured SJPs babies. Maybe they should start an Abused Wombs Anon. group and just call it a day.

Image credit to Pacific Coast News.