Jon and Kate of Jon & Kate Plus 8 have finally gotten out of each other’s hair. The reverse mullet to end them all and the receding, greasy hairline are now free to holler at people half their ages. Despite reports that the divorce would not happen until next year, they have officially signed the necessary documents.
Kate’s lawyer Mark Momjian told TMZ that she would continue to live in the marital home with the children. She would also continue to do the ass-load of the parenting as Jon slips off to pAArty with some more sorority girls. Judge Arthur Tilson signed the final papers, which was the last step in ending this charade.
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now maybe we won’t have to hear about these two anymore…of we’re lucky
They’re media whores, those don’t ever go away.
Ooh. Mystery Man read my mind. But with our dumb luck here in Uhmerka, we’ll be treated to “Jon & Kate Plus Hate”.
Glad they’re done with each other, but I think both are so desperate they’ll do anything to stay in the spotlight.