Jessica Simpson is the spokesperson for Weight Watchers for which she’s being paid $4 million to lie about her highest pregnancy weight, postpartum weight, and total weight loss, and distract an audience who demands nothing but relatability with fart anecdotes. Simpson’s first commercial was wash-out because it showed nothing but the face as Simpson beclouded that she hadn’t reached her target weight at the time. Then she went on a pity party in the tabloids claiming it’s not fair to expect her to lose $4 million worth of weight just because she’s selling us diet products so using our big girl words to call her a liar is ‘bullying.’ She seems to have hit her target recently, although she’s still dressing in black and she’s still drowning her body in layers so who can even tell. Here she is filming another commercial which may actually show her body this time ‘That’s a wrap on the @weightwatchers commercial!’ she tweeted.
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