Apparently securing this cover before the Whorehousians sent that email blast about Lamar Odom’s crack addiction, Jessica Simpson and her son Ace Knute Johnson cover Us Weekly. If you recall, Jessica tried to sell the photos two months ago. But this stops being news after you push the first human being out of you. According to reports at the time, given that Kimmode gave birth to Nori West and Kate Middleton gave birth to the Fresh Prince of Westeros, it just wasn’t news at the time that Jessica Simpson gave birth again. I really don’t know she managed this, but she did land the cover of Us Weekly. Here she is with Ace, Maxwell, but without fiance and baby daddy, Eric Johnson.