Jessica Simpson has finally found a new job – and it’s one that keeps her and her substantial bubies off the pole. Yippers!
The 28-year-old is part of a docu-series that has something to do with her booty. The Price of Booty. Oh, no. Wait. The Price of Beauty is the title for the new show. Thoughts of dungeon master Daddy Simpson makes it hard to think of Chestica as anything other than a plaything that is up for sale.
Well, whatever, Simpson’s show has just been picked up by VH1. She will travel around the world to make smaller bubed wh*res feel bad about themselves, study the local fashions, dietary fads and beauty regimes and even participate in some of the extreme practices she discovers.
“When [Chris Coelen, CEO of production company RDF Media] approached me with his idea for a show about true beauty, I was immediately intrigued,” Jessica stated. “I have always believed that beauty comes from within and confidence will always make a woman beautiful, but I know how much pressure some women put on themselves to look perfect. I am really looking forward to discovering how beauty is perceived in different cultures and participating in some of the crazy things people do to feel beautiful. I know we will all learn a lot on this journey and I am so excited that VH1 is coming along on what I’m sure will be a wild ride.” (via Just Jared)
The Price of Beauty begins shooting in mid-July. Chesty and dungeon master daddy will serve as executive producers.
Image credit to Darla Khazei/ PacificCoastNews.com.
It’s really sad that Jessica Simpson is a SINGER turned reality TV star AGAIN.
Time to retire.
…she must have enough to live on by now, surely. My only thought on this show is it actually shounds like work. Schleping around the globe, doing sh*t is not half as sweet as being paid to sit on your butt in your own house (per Newlyweds).
ok…let’s look at her career shall we. mickey mouse club flunkout. second string pop tart singer to britney and xtina, did a reality show that caused her marriage to end. has yet to prove she can act, tried to sign country, and now she’s gonna try and tell women how to be beautiful? judgung by her track record, this won’t last long. everything she touches turns to stone. she’s a blonde medusa…but what does that make papa joe?
Ha! I forgot about her “country” career. Dude! Bwahahahah.