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Jessica Simpson’s Rack Is Basically A Terrorist

A paparazzo who wanted photos of Jessica Simpson gestating a baby in her rack at the Kailua Beach retreat in Honolulu County back in late December stumbled upon the presidential daughters in the same vacation spot and took photos of the girls. Which as it turns out is an extremely bad idea because you’re basically Hitler for taking the pictures and you’re basically a terrorist for disseminating them. Moreover, your ass is going to get a visit from the secret service who are going to turn up to your house and invite themselves in and ask impertinent questions about the photos. A source tells Celebuzz.com no one was renditioned but pants were shat. ‘After he took the photographs, agents from the United States Secret Service came over and asked him for identification. They were nice enough to him and didn’t seize his camera equipment. But when he sent the photographs out via the agency’s wire, he received a letter, on a White House letterhead [from the White House Press Office] requesting that the images not be released. It stated that Sasha and Malia’s privacy should be maintained as they were on a private holiday. The letter said that other media had been respecting these requirements.’

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  1. FridayHype says:

    I would of handed over my camera and offered them some appetizers ;)