Jessica Simpson’s Dog Daisy Snatched By Coyote

That has got to be the single weirdest post title I’ve ever been obliged to write.

So, it turns out that Jessica Simpson has used her official Twitter to let fans know her dog is missing and to plead for help. More specifically a pair of Simpson’s crusty old church panties, that she squinted and mistakenly thought was a coyote, sprang to life and snatched her Maltese/ Poodle cross, Daisy.

Those of you who had an undue amount of time on your hands, a few years back, may have also been watching Newlyweds from when Simpson was still married to Nick Lachey. Lachey was the person who bought Simpson the dog and we all got to giggle as the raucous little Malti-Poo ran around and made poopy on their white rugs before being house-trained.

• Anyway, Simpson used her official Twitter to share the following message as well as the image above: My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

Simpson enlisted the help of friends, who made some posters for her. The posters have a picture of the dog plotting its escape and an email address set up especially. An address that is probably going to receive nothing but mailers about penis enlargements. Or as I call them, emails.

A neighbor of Jessica’s said, “We heard yelling and screaming coming from the direction of Jessica’s house around 9pm. I can only imagine that it was that moment that it happened because the next day we saw posters up around the neighborhood announcing that Jessica had lost her dog to a coyote. It’s so sad.”

The 29-year-old star is said to be frantic with worry that Daisy has been eaten, and is now struggling to eat or sleep as she waits for news. (via I’m Not Obsessed)