Jessica Simpson was unable to comfortably leave the house a month prior to giving birth. And she spent nearly a month in recovery from her Cesarean section before working out. So there’s no forthcoming starting point from which she’s going to lose the 50 pounds of flesh required to earn $4 million from Weight Watchers. The reveal will be a sham. The ‘before’ photos will be from a month postpartum. The ‘after’ photos will be Photoshopped. And rather than give fans a full shot of her body to gauge her current size, Simpson shared a photo of her giant breasts contained in the world’s best bra with the caption ‘Just taking a walk around the block… street legal??? because, sure, why not? Also, no, those things are not street legal.
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Should be “Titter” she’s huge. All kidding aside I don’t think she has the discipline to lose that weight. Not by herself anyway.