This may come as a shock to some of you reading this… but sometimes magazine covers are wrong. In fact, sometimes, they just flat out make stuff up for no reason. For example, on Star magazine’s new cover they are pimping a story claiming that Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods hooked up. Tiger Woods‘ harem currently stands at either 14 or 16, depending on who is counting. Simpson is not one of his mistresses and she went on her Twitter to let the world know it.
Her shocked-sounding message to the world was suitably caps and exclamation-filled. Because, as you know, people who abuse their caps lock key never lie.
Image credit to CWNY/Fame Pictures. Story & info. @JessicaSimpson, E! Online.
