Jessica Simpson sings national anthem at the AT&T National Golf Tournament
Jessica Simpson appeared at the AT&T National Golf Tournament and delivered a constipated rendition of the US national anthem. Actually, maybe she just forgot to take her tummy medication today, as this performance is no more bloated and farty than any other she has ever done.
The chesty blonde screamed and simultaneously held in gas, during her rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. She also made those “sexy times” faces that she often pulls while singing. And she topped the performance off by using her erect nips to distract from her wearing of horizontal stripes. Cannot fault her.
Stills from the video of Jessica Simpson singing Star Spangled Banner are below.
I cannot watch her sing without cracking up. you’d think she’d stay skiiny ust with all those movements…lol
is it just me, or does she look a tad…um…healthier in that dress? maybe its the horizontal stripes, though.
she did do a fairly decent job of it, though.
Her singing makes me giggle too. I totally didn’t watch this the whole way through as her facial expressions make me uncomforable.
Grudging snaps for using her bewbage to distract from her singing. Also, did she make that top out of Freddy Kruger’s sweater?
Oooh, I never even thought of that. Kudos on being grown enough to give Queen Melon Smuggler snaps on her genius use of her own nips.
I just could not believe your commentary, AG. You’re a rockstar!
Jess sounded great but I, too, assume she was probably at least holding in her gut. That dress is all wrong.
…I don’t do nice well. So… I was trying not to totally rip her outfit a new one and take the easy way out. Glad you likey