Jessica Simpson walks like she’s smuggling all the hams she could trunk from the local Wal-Mart. Simpson was photographed as she exited her New York hotel on September 8, 2010. The singer, who recently tweeted about feeling lucky to have found another sucker, wore a little black dress (the lace from which your grandmother’s probably going to want back at some stage) and unbelievably hideous animal print heels. I mean, seriously, it’s not the pattern but the style to which I take considerable umbrage. Simpson was doing that weird thing I see Paris Hilton doing all the time. She’s leaning back at a 45 degree angle. Hilton does it because she’s so thin she may snap under the weight of her water bra if she were to stand up straight. Simpson doesn’t have that excuse. She just looks weird. And, kind of like she needs to poop. Pictures of her not pooping, below.
Image credit to Diane Cohen/Fame Pictures.
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