Jessica Simpson confused her simpleton fans, on the morning of April 12, by tweeting a picture of herself wearing a busted-ass poly-blend wig. Most of the people who posted about it seemed confused as to whether she had actually cut her hair. It appears from these photos, which were taken a few hours later, that this is not the case. I didn’t need convincing, as the wig was as realistic as Heidi Montag’s over-stretched globes. Seriously, people. If you can see your reflection in it, and it’s sat about an inch off her forehead, it’s not effing real. Sheesh.
The pictures show a wig-less Jessica Simpson, looking oddly constipated. She was one of the many celebrities to attend the Shine On Good HouseKeeping event celebrating 125 Years Of Women Making Their Mark in NYC, on April 12, 2010.
Image credit Diane Cohen/Fame Pictures.
Looks to me like she trying to suck it in so she could fit in that dress…lol
…or her girdle is too tight
Yeah – totally – it’s that weird “sucking in” face, right.
Why is she wearing a slipcover? She looks like an old couch…
Haha – I thought it was a cute dress, almost, just not on her.
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