Chestyca Simpson wants to take a break from flushing her career down the sh*tter, to get her some of that “learnin’” every body’s always talking about [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Chesty claims to have been inspired by the book ‘The Da Vinci Code’ and says that she wants to go to big girl school, with the other ’special’ children, to learn about how Saint Brangelina created the heaven and the earth and how beelzebub’s favourite food is strawberry Cheetos.
Simpson told Marie Claire (via Page Six):
“I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book ‘The Da Vinci Code’ came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times.”
GAWD. When will Saint Brange’ get off their lazy backsides and get some much-needed smiting done? As well as Chesty, her Emo sister ASSlee (and ASSlee’s obligatory idiot hubby) are also on my list.
WTF? WAIT! Did Simpson just claim that she is aware of the near 600 page-long ‘Da Vinci Code’ and that she is fairly accurately aware of its contents? That can’t be right, can it? That book doesn’t even have any pictures (the ones I drew in my copy, to amuse myself, notwithstanding).
I call shenanigans. I bet Chesty can’t even read. I would bet my Madonna Sticky & Sweet Tour Asshat ™ that either ASSlee or their P.I.M.P. Poppa-Joe, read it to her as a bedtime story. The day Chesty learns how to read, is the day I learn to use the potty… in other words, NEVER!
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lol Nah, she watched some show about it, rather than read it. she’s too stupid to know how to read…lol
Hi there Mystery Man, welcome to the community and thanks for the comment…
“shes too stupid to know how to read”
Was curious if anyone was thinking she may have picked up a copy and been inspired to read too… but guess not
There is an illustrated edition of the Da Vinci Code, it has images of the symbols and stuff, but she said she watched the TV show on the book rather than having read the book.
Better watch out Tom & Katie may induct her (or is abduct?) or Madonna may get her wearing the red string around her wrist.
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Hi Mik – =)
“There is an illustrated edition of the Da Vinci Code”
ZOMG!!! So, I drew stick men inside my copy for nothing O_o
Like I mentioned to Mystery Man, just thought it was funny that TV programme or no, TDC is a book and I wondered, in mah head, whether she had been inspired to do more than watch a TV show about the book (like the efftard she is).
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Glad to be here. Been dropping forever and a day, so I figured time to leave a comment, or two, or three…lol
I was listening o someone talk about this today, and they said that she got famous mainly for being stupid. Remember “is it chicken or fish” or the whole buffaloes have wings thing?
In other words, this may just be a publicity stunt. Makes one wonder…lol
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