Here’s Jessica Simpson’s advert for whichever scent it is that makes you smell like a future five-time-divorcee. I don’t know what to think of this advert. On one hand, it feels half-baked and like she should have left it in the Photoshop oven for another hour. On the flip side, it makes a nice change that a celebrity in an advert is recognisable. Moreover, even though she’s reportedly been losing weight for her wedding, she hasn’t Christina Aguilera’d the pounds away. I think Simpson pretty much looks like this in real life, so it’s hard to be mad at her.