Jessica Simpson currently has a baby in her because a bunch of famous women who wanted maternity lines and People Magazine covers got pregnant at around the same time not realising they would be competing for attention. The other women seem to know when and how someone left a baby in there and when and how the baby will make its exit. But not Simpson. Simpson says her personal counterfeit Kevin Federline, Eric Johnson, is exactly as fertile and she got pregnant sitting on the sofa or something because she has no idea. Somehow ‘shocked’ that the sex she keeps bragging about is where babies come from, she tells Jay Leno: ’Apparently it was a part of God’s plan for my life. I was extremely shocked. I was shocked because I was going through a lot of hormonal changes trying to get back to the old, vibrant Jessica. And you know, it was kind of like a one-night stand. And it happened … all over again!’
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